******NOTE: There are NO SPOILERS for future episodes of Project Runway here, but there might be a few for past episodes.
Yesterday was the big runway show for the finale of Project Runway at New York’s Fashion Week. This happens every season of Project Runway – because they film the finale while still relatively mid-season of the airing of Project Runway, many, many sites run a series of spoilers as to who made it to the finale. I am not going to do that – because I can’t. I have very carefully avoided all of those other posts, and I hope all of you commenters avoid spoiling it for all of us too.
Because, at long last, I have gotten into this season of Project Runway – and it took me long enough. I think it was Gretchen and her Epic Bitchface that did it for me. I want that piece of work to fail and fail hard, and I will keep watching until she does. It’s not even that I hate her designs – she’s an okay designer, really. It’s her f-cking attitude. She’s snotty, she’s unprofessional, and with her f-cked up attitude, I can’t see how she would make it very far in this or any industry. Another one is Lily IVY – the Korean-American girl – Jesus, she is such a horrible stereotype of the monotone, anal-retentive Asian-American bitch. We’re not all like that, people! I mean, I’m a bitch, but I’m not anal retentive about it. And I f-cking loved last night’s episode when Michael WhatsIt was all “I am absorbing her Crazy.”
But my point, and this is perhaps a very tiny little SPOILER: Jessica Simpson is the guest judge on the finale. That’s right. Jessica “I Dress Pregnant All The Time Now” Simpson. That being said, I will prefer Jess to some of the other nonsensical “fashion girls” PR has had on – Kristen Bell?!? Seriously? And next week it’s January Jones! I prefer it when they have actual designers or fashion professionals on to judge – their criticisms are always better. That being said, I actually can’t wait to see what Jess says during the finale. It should be epic.
I think Jess is wearing Michael Kors too – eh. Her hair should be different – look at how puffy her face looks with that style! As My Gunn would say, Jess is not making it work.
Project Runway finale photos from Sept. 9, 2010. Credit: Fame.
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